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Would you rather spend the rest of your life as Mop Hands or Broom Arse

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Joined: 21st Feb
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27th Feb

This is my all time favourite debate, so I thought I would share it with the KRRC. Would you rather be Mop Hands or Broom Arse for the rest of your life? I have included a poll below and please feel free to discuss it in the comments.

Mop Hands





  • Once decision is made you have mops in place of your hands permanently with no respite.
  • The mops cannot be cut, removed or in any way covered.
  • You do not have any control over the mops.
  • Mops are extremely resilient and highly absorbent.
  • Mops are soft to the touch.
  • You have no feeling in your mops.
  • Mops cannot be modified in any way.


OR


BROOM ARSE





  • Your full-time (8 hour a day) job is to sweep the streets with a broom inserted in your anus.
  • Once you finish your shift the broom can be removed if you so wish.
  • You earn the salary of a street sweeper and are entitled to all the benefits attached to the position ie. holidays, pension, etc.
  • The broom has a wooden handle which can be treated as you wish to avoid splinters. It cannot however be covered for example with a condom.
  • Retirement age is 65.
  • No long term effects will accompany having a piece of wood up your anal cavity for a prolonged period, your only concern is immediate discomfort.
  • You may hold a second or even third job, however your 8 hour a day shift always takes priority.
  • While working you cannot hide your identity, however, you do not necessarily have to work where you live.


VOTE NOW!!


Suus 'adhæsit in meum asinum - "We can only survive through sacrifice"

Last Edit: 27th Feb by King
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